Topic: WrestleVania

[Super Waffle]

If Hulk Hogan fought Dracula, what would happen?

not a fanfic idea btw.

[Chernabogue]

Haduken!

Or DarkInfernuken!

[crisis]

"wrestlevania" lmao how clever Super Waffle!! =D

Hulk Hogan hmmm... I channel Super Waffle's thoughts & I can see that he doesn't have any superwafflenatural power prowess, but his record in the league of waffling is uncanny. His daughter is kinda hot, his wife is banging a 20-something year old and his back is killing me

Lord Dracula Vlad Tepes vs. Terry Bollea, hnnn... Dracula has all of Hell on his side. He also keeps lolis in his abode which may or may not be a good thing. Fun fact: Galamoth also has a beef with Hulk Hogan.

So is Super Waffle attained enough info? Are you & Super Ham Spam the same identity? I was watching Van Helsing last night, and that movie would've been 10x better if Bruce Campbell was in the lead instead of Logan.

[Vrakanox]

AS youuuu hul kogannnn travel tooo WRESTLLLLLEVANIAAAAaaaa

I'll take the two pilots.....they've already been made to sacrifice....

SHOVE DAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE

HUL KOGAN...

*snort*

[Reinhart77]

You could have Richter Belmont face off against "Sparkster", the "Hulk Hogan" rip off in "Jikkyō Power Pro Wrestling '96 - Max Voltage"

vs.


http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/jpprowrestling/jpprowrestling.htm

[JR]

AS youuuu hul kogannnn travel tooo WRESTLLLLLEVANIAAAAaaaa

I'll take the two pilots.....they've already been made to sacrifice....

SHOVE DAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE

HUL KOGAN...

*snort*

Yess! We have a winner.

I would say Hogan, because he has creative control of his matches. And Dracula is used to jobbing anyway amirite???

[Koutei]

In Power Pro Wrestling '96,

Sparkster is Hulk Hogan. And, Richter is Dynamite Kid.

[Vrakanox]

Yess! We have a winner.

I would say Hogan, because he has creative control of his matches. And Dracula is used to jobbing anyway amirite???

Dracula's got the look down I'll give him that. But his in ring moveset is really lacking and he's terrible on the mic. The guy just rambles on and on about nonsense. I'm going to have to go with Hogan on this one as well.

[Munchy]

I was hoping this thread would contain the announcement of a Castlevania-themed Saturday Night Slam Masters game. I am disappoint. 

"I WANT YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU, BELMONT!"

[Jago]

I don't know, I was molested by a dark priest.

[TheouAegis]

Hogan: HULKAMANIA RULES!!
*Zombie Randy Savage appears - HP:16*
*Hulk Hogan bodyslams Zombie Randy for 16 damage*
Hogan: HULKAMANIA RULES!
*Zombie Undertaker appears*
Hogan: Mark? You're not dead yet!
Undertaker: No, but my career is...
Hogan: I hear ya, brother. Suck on this!
*Hulk Hogan tosses a Coke Bomb at The Undertaker*
Undertaker: HULKAMANIA RULES!
Paul Bearer: Your holy relics won't work on meeeeeeeeee~~!
*Paul leaps onto Hulk Hogan's back*
*Paul chomps on Hulk Hogan's head for 4 damage*

Death: You do know they're faking, right? This was choreographed.
Dracula: Shut up, nobody listens to you non-believers!

[uzo]

"WHAT YOU GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA HYDROSTORMS ALL OVER YOU"

[Belmont Stakes]

I just had to reply to this. Back about close to 10 years ago I was part of a creative collective group called ICE. Nothing ever came of the group unfortunately but they would get together and discuss what types of creative or artistic ideas we all come up with. One of the ideas that I submitted to the group was doing a ROM hack of Castlevania with Wrestlemania. Hence Wrestlevania. I regrettably have no rom hacking ability at all so it never came about. But had I the game would have gone something like this. Hulk Hogan walks alongside a marquee of some venue hosting Wrestlemania. This of course would replace the graphics of the castle entrance and the music would be the promo for Wrestlemania like Vince commissioned back around 87. Then Hogan walks through red carpet loaded with fans, onlookers, media types and so forth looking to get into the stadium. Instead of the whip he swings the legendary 24 inch pythons brother hitting jobbers and other objects which would give him powerups (mostly steroid needles which make his arms bigger and longer, total caricature. The first level music would be I am a real American to replace Vampire Killer. His main villain would be the Undertaker at the end of the game. He would fight, The Mummy which was an actual wrestler, the Boogie man, Jake Roberts (snakes enough said), the Ultimate Warrior instead of a doppleganger, Kane, and maybe a Giant of some kind (Big Show, Andre, Giant Gonzales).

What is a wrestler? A miserable little pile of steroids, but enough talk. Just Bring it!!!

[KaZudra]

and Then Macho Un-dead man Randy Savage Appears!
"OOOOHHHHH YEAAHHH!"

[X]

I'd see Frankenstein's monster in the role of the Undertaker. Both are tall dudes and built roughly the same.