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Worst port of Castlevania?
« on: January 31, 2012, 08:03:51 AM »
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Feast your eyes and ears on this monstrosity. PC MS-DOS has never had such a butchered port as this...

Castlevania - PC MS-DOS
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 08:17:14 AM »
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apart from the fucked music and sound effects it looks halfway decent.

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 09:06:29 AM »
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I wish there was a like button for posts because that video is hilarious with the stupid music and sound effects xD

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 10:00:18 AM »
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Ow my freaking ears!

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 10:58:35 AM »
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I honestly was scared when the first notes of what supposed to Vampire Killer played.
Later I was highly amused. Graphics looks somewhat decent, but Simon look like CookieMan and sounds / music...the horror. Just the horror.  :'(

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 03:52:09 PM »
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Yeah, maybe with a better soundcard it would sound...better?  Apart from the sound though, it looked pretty decent.  I liked the little touch with Simon walking to the exit door after picking up the orb.

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 04:47:18 PM »
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GAH F*CK MY DELICATE EARS OW
Also, that's a pretty long whip compared to the original. Then again, the stretching might have something to do with that.
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 04:58:15 PM »
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I don't know, but the best port is obviously Tiger SotN.

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 05:12:09 PM »
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Hit stop at 1:40. My ears... I think they're bleeding.

THIS GAME NEEDS MORE SOUND CHANNELS NOW!
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 01:36:42 AM »
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Well, apparently, if you had a proper AdLib soundcard instead of the pc speaker, here's how it would have sounded:

Castlevania (DOS version)
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 08:44:09 AM »
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That actually improves the sound by far! It reminds me of the Sega Master System or the Genesis (depending on the game you're playing).
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2012, 10:14:46 AM »
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »
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Well, apparently, if you had a proper AdLib soundcard instead of the pc speaker, here's how it would have sounded:
Sounds like Genesis music. So, it's not that bad.

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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2012, 11:34:44 AM »
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Re: Worst port of Castlevania?
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 12:26:35 PM »
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It also sound dissonant on some notes, even on the "good" version...

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