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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2012, 09:43:22 PM »
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12 ft is apparently only the American record.

"In 1995, with the help of a special fiber rich diet, Michelle Hines produced a single extruded excrement that was 26 feet long."

^ that's apparently the world record.

If he was about six feet tall, I don't actually know, just an estimate, he would of dropped one that was about 4.3 times his height.

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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 03:29:22 AM »
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12 ft is apparently only the American record.

"In 1995, with the help of a special fiber rich diet, Michelle Hines produced a single extruded excrement that was 26 feet long."

^ that's apparently the world record.

If he was about six feet tall, I don't actually know, just an estimate, he would of dropped one that was about 4.3 times his height.

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 11:03:29 AM »
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THANKS FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!

Here's a better one:




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"A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.

Raj "Two Head" Hoholi, of little note, is a 16 year old boy from Bombay who had possessed perhaps the world's biggest facial pustule until it was lanced today. Authorities recommended the removal of Hoholi's enormous, gargantuan, super-sized pocket of pus due to safety concerns. There were fears that the zit might spontaneously erupt and shoot a geyser of whitish pus with the consistency of toothpaste at passersby, causing injury.

Hoholi's monkey was removed from his shoulder shortly before a firecracker was placed on the unwieldy zit. The firecracker's fuse was lit and emergency workers fell back quickly. After a few seconds, the firecracker exploded. Hoholi, whose zit shielded him from experiencing any pain, stood silently for a few moments as it became clear to the authorities that the zit had not been breached.

Authorities were expecting a second attempt when Hoholi suddenly found the entire situation so amusing he smiled; he was starting to laugh when the zit suddenly exploded, showering dozens of people 30 meters away with whitish ooze.

A fun time was had by all. Hoholi's new facial crater will be filled in with a putty compound and he is expected to resume his normal Indian short-penis life with no long-term ill effects."

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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2012, 05:39:44 PM »
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^^^

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 11:26:37 PM »
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You know I was half expecting this thread to have been made by Succubus...
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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 12:05:03 AM »
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The Peter North of scat  :-X
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 09:21:45 PM »
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This thread...X_X

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