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World's biggest poop
« on: February 14, 2012, 11:09:30 PM »
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http://www.isavo.com/biggest-poop.htm

"The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state."

I laughed so hard at that. I thought I'd share with you guys.

Banned from 134 washrooms in his state. That's amazing.

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 03:05:39 AM »
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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 03:53:24 AM »
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"He IS the turd!"
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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 06:55:40 AM »
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I, uh
uhhhhhhhhhh

....what and how?

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 08:13:48 AM »
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In order to produce that kind of dump he'd have to squeeze everything out of his large intestine and maybe a bit out of his small intestine.
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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 03:45:58 PM »
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I... erherrmmmm.... I...

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 07:37:29 AM »
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lol that's truly the shittiest record ever, hard to believe someone would approach and measure someone else's poop

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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 07:59:15 AM »
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It's hard to believe that came out of a human being.

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 08:34:08 AM »
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Anyone know how many curecs it weighed?


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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2012, 08:45:44 AM »
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CAN THE MODS LOCK/DELETE THIS TOPIC PLZ  >:( >:( >:(


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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2012, 11:06:06 AM »
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Well the mod was one of the first to reply and seems to be 0k with it plus I don't think he meant to offend anyone, he was just sharing something he thought it was funny.
I remember from the rules the mods don't want members posting messages saying to lock or delete threads, in any case the right procedure would be to send him a PM.
I don't think this is offensive but mmm... don't know. It's up to you.

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2012, 11:15:32 AM »
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or perhaps Arma likes "poop" threads  ;D

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 12:06:49 PM »
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Or perhaps Crisis is trolling to get attention

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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 12:14:49 PM »
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arma-poop, everybody poops






i'm just playing by the way, sheesh
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Re: World's biggest poop
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 01:21:37 PM »
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POOP THREAD!!!


Uh, anyway. I once laid a turd so long it wrapped around the inside of the bowl twice. I should've taken a picture  :(

The guy who laid this one was either constipated for over a month, or he's like a professional pooper. Probably both actually.

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