"Mssr. Harker, take with you this whip and silver blade. Many years ago a brave warrior fended off the Count with these."

"Be this blade really so powerful?"

"Yea, it is as I say. Go. God speed and remember -- extinguish the candles in the castle, for the shadows they cast hide many evils."

"And while you are toiling in the depths of the castle, I shall be spreading my seed of evil closer to home..."

God, I wanna fuck Winona Ryder so bad... Epic stalker crush of my youthful days....