Topic: Question about Simon's SCIV sprite...

[Claimh Solais]

Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.

They realize how inferior they are to him, and it causes destruction internally.

They can't stand the sight of Simon's  Grand Cross

[X]

Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.

LOL!!

They realize how inferior they are to him, and it causes destruction internally.

They can't stand the sight of Simon's  Grand Cross

LOL!! Anybody got anymore of this?? I guess I could say that he can 'whip it' in multiple directions to block enemy attacks but I'm not sure if that's as funny as the the aforementioned.

[Lucius J. Belmont]

Not sure I can bring myself to drag Hydro Storm into this...

[Claimh Solais]

LOL!! Anybody got anymore of this?? I guess I could say that he can 'whip it' in multiple directions to block enemy attacks but I'm not sure if that's as funny as the the aforementioned.

Ugh. I just got an image of Simon doing the multi-directional whipping and whip brandish from SCIV, but with his schlong... X(

[Neobelmont]

Yep Simon with out a doubt has some "holy power" in him maybe a bit too much.

[JR]

Simon can't handle pants. Those damn wallmeat farts were leaving too many stains in his undies. Poor guy just couldn't take it anymore.

[X]

Simon can't handle pants. Those damn wallmeat farts were leaving too many stains in his undies. Poor guy just couldn't take it anymore.

Maybe this is why Castlevania crumbled into dust. The gas from Simon was potent enough to be ignited by all the torches, thus creating one massive internal explosion which brought down the castle.

Ugh. I just got an image of Simon doing the multi-directional whipping and whip brandish from SCIV, but with his schlong... X(

It's about to get worse. Here's some lyrics to a song I know:

'crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it

i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good

crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good'

[beingthehero]

Penises.

Am I right, guys?

[Claimh Solais]

Penises.

Am I right, guys?

When you're talking about a guy's muscular legs, where else do you expect it to go?

[Neobelmont]

When you're talking about a guy's muscular legs, where else do you expect it to go?

-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?

[Claimh Solais]

-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?

This quote below

Fishmen don't spit fire. They puke. They jump out of the water, catch a glimpse of Simon's package on the way up, then wretch.

[X]

-_-' How did we get here again? With all this HOLY POWER and HYDRO STORMS into the lake and HOLY CROSSES one can forget or wait do I even want to remember?

It's even stranger for me. When I was still in elementary school, whenever I heard the name Simon my thoughts automatically brought up penises. This was years before the internet and my dirty little child-like mind came up with this!?!

[Lucius J. Belmont]

It's even stranger for me. When I was still in elementary school, whenever I heard the name Simon my thoughts automatically brought up penises. This was years before the internet and my dirty little child-like mind came up with this!?!

/terrible austrian voice
Please, lie down on this couch. Tell me about your mother.

[CrashDiary27]

Ive never seen any bathrooms in Drac's castle...maybe he just wants it to be a little easier when hes gotta go.

[Claimh Solais]

Ive never seen any bathrooms in Drac's castle...maybe he just wants it to be a little easier when hes gotta go.

There was one in AoS, granted it was only the bath segment of a bathroom and not the toiletry part of it.