Topic: Backwards Castlevania

[Thomas Belmont]

In Reply To #14

What the hell are you talking about? And all of a sudden people can't read or understand English because they don't like your shitty idea?

[Slayer]

Technically, the last enemy would be a zombie...

[Aridale]

In Reply To #15


I could get on board with that. Maybe even make it a kind of parody where Dracs been evicted for not payin his rent on the castle on time and someone else moves in so he has go thru all the shit the hero normally goes thru reclaimin his powers and his castle for his own then the last "area" could be a town where the current hero lives and you have to go steal his wife or somethin to start the next real game.

[bobby digital]

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Escape from Castle Vania

[Slayer]

Hey, Bobby, you just gave me a great idea for a CV game.  The setting: 1692.  Simon finally defeated Dracula, but now he has to get out of the castle.  You control Simon as you, well, walk out of the castle the opposite way you came in.  There are no enemies, all of the pits are closed so you can fall in, and the traps are non-operational.  When you finally get out of the castle, you win!  I'd call it CastleVania: Stroll in the Moonight.

[Oralox]

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Escape from Castle Vania

Hmm then I would have a nice cover idea almost like escape from new york instead of those building and the statue of liberty's head it would be the castle crumbles and the clock tower clock chopped off and then Snake Belmont in the front with his whip in hand.

[Cypress]

In Reply To #16

I don't expect someone of lower intelligence to understand, but needless to say I ALREADY EXPLAINED IT. If you can in fact read as you claim to be able to do, then go ahead and try figuring it out. If not, then continue with your pointless comments. They will be ignored.

Yea, a parody I could see them actually doing. If they did it this way nobody would be able to understand why.

[Dark Nemesis]

Instead of a backward Castlevania, how about a castlevania that you are prisoner somewhere in the castle and try to escape, by searching for the entrance?

[Thomas Belmont]

In Reply To #16

I don't expect someone of lower intelligence to understand, but needless to say I ALREADY EXPLAINED IT. If you can in fact read as you claim to be able to do, then go ahead and try figuring it out. If not, then continue with your pointless comments. They will be ignored.

Yea, a parody I could see them actually doing. If they did it this way nobody would be able to understand why.

I'm the one with lower intelligence? I already explained to you that I fully understand your idea. However, as I said, it's stupid as hell. If anybody needs to learn to read, it's you. But don't feel bad. If it wasn't for people like you, products such as "Hooked on Phonics" wouldn't sell as well as they currently do. Unfortunately, the world needs people like you.

[DoctaMario]

I'm the one with lower intelligence? I already explained to you that I fully understand your idea. However, as I said, it's stupid as hell. If anybody needs to learn to read, it's you. But don't feel bad. If it wasn't for people like you, products such as "Hooked on Phonics" wouldn't sell as well as they currently do. Unfortunately, the world needs people like you.

[Dark Nemesis]

In Reply To #25

Now that is what i call a cool answer!

[Thomas Belmont]

In Reply To #25
Ah shit, I'm sorry, man. I didn't realize you two were sleeping together.

[redrequiem]

Sorry to ask a completley out of topic question.. but Slayer : What the hell is that movie in your signature with the flying Chinese guy ripping the torso of a Werewolf with his kick ? I really MUST see that movie !!

[Kale]

LOL, I dunnoo what it is eiter, but the guy looks like Andy Lau.... though I can't really be sure since its a rather small pic.

[Dark Nemesis]

In Reply To #25
Ah shit, I'm sorry, man. I didn't realize you two were sleeping together.

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha..........! This is the funniest think i ever read here! lol! I just can't stop laughing, i'm so sorry guys!