Just need a thread lock. If he reopens the topic, that'd be grounds for a ban. But this-- this is just grounds for a thread lock. I'd hate to see him go. He's kinda cute the more I read his posts. He's like the little Vietnamese guy in your workplace or at the grocery store. You think, "Man, this guy is annoying. And his English is so bad it's funny!" But then one day you go to your work or to the store and the little Vietnamese guy isn't there and suddenly you're sad that he's not there anymore. Everyone makes fun of him -- even you -- because he's not there so his feelings won't get hurt, but all the while you're still inwardly sad because you secretly miss the little annoying Vietnamese guy with the funny English.
Granted, this guy's Spanish and not as cute, but the idea still fits.
(I used to work with a little Viet guy and his FUCKING HOT VIET WIFE, but I quit that job and miss them -- even after three years.)
WTF someone downvoted Lelygax for saying to give Steampunk a chance to redeem himself? Man, there be some haters on tonight.