I know that Superwaffle makes those threads as jokes, but being the philosophy enthusiast that I am, I cannot resist the urge to analyze this.
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Richter: You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula: The same could be said about all religions.
Therefore Dracula's argument is: all religions steal men's souls and make them their slaves, thus he is not worse than them.
First we must analyze what "stealing a man's soul" is. We know that many religions, especially Judeo-Christian ones, demand that people place their trust and loyalty in the religion and its laws, as they believe were given to them by God. If the faith and loyalty of a man is his "soul" as Dracula implys, we may say by that logic that religion takes a man's "soul" but we do not know if that could be considered stealing. Another interpretation is that a man's "soul" is his freedom. Religion forces a man to behave according to a specific set of rules, therefore limiting his freedom, and of we consider that as an unjust limitation of freedom, it may be considered "stealing".
However, it is not only religion that limits man's freedom. Any government limits man's freedom, and a great part of history religion and government were the same. The rules of a religion used to be the rules of the state, and breaking them would be breaking the law. Separation of Church and state is a fairly new concept.
Therefore I reach a point where I must say that Dracula's argument should rather be
The same could be said about all governments. The second part of the analysis is one where I continue and beg the question: Do all governments steal men's souls and make them their slaves?
You could say yes, but that would be quite a controversial answer. St. Augustine said that citizens are slaves of the ruler the same way all men are slaves of God, and that the need for government is a punishment from God for the original sin.
Robert Hobbes gave a more secular interpretation of government as one that is a human choice, one that is painful but necessary. People need to live in fear of the government because otherwise there would be anarchy where they would fear each other, which is worse.
So we have the anarchist / libertarian argument that government is inherently
evil, and the classic argument that government is
necessary. I could combine the arguments to conclude that government is a necessary evil.
However! That does not mean it is necessary for a government to be evil. In fact, it is better that it would be as less evil as possible. So this is the equation I get:
1. Dracula is evil
2. Government is evil
3. Dracula wants to be the government / religion.
4. Government and religion should be as less evil as possible.
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Conclusion: Dracula's argument fails. He should not be allowed to become government.