"Call me Sword Familiar, because I'll follow you everywhere you go."
"Darling, is your name Crissaegrim? Because you make my life so much more easier..."
There's just so many potential variations which go down the road of incisions and slashes, but sometimes that road is less travelled for a reason... ;P
Here's mine:
Purchase an oak stake...?
Kneel while holding my blue crystals
Let's live here together...(worst pickup line!)
Let us go out for pleasure, the evening is still young..
Be my enemy and jump into my whip
Up and down... like a Medusa head.
Care to hop onto my bone pillar.
I keep my meat INSIDE my wall..

If you like the holy water, wait til you feel my hydro storm
What a horrible night to have a kiss..

You are my morning sun that vanquishes a horrible night
Show me your candle and I'll show you my heart.
That's all I got for now!