Okay, that one's pretty fuckin' funny.
And to be honest I'm glad they're reading the writeups. In mine I elaborated on the potential balance and well-roundedness Simon would present, as well as thanking them for essentially reviving Mega Man as a character and thus potentially reviving the series. Why mention that? Well, if it works for Mega Man, maybe it'll help revive Castlevania out of the pachislot-mobile pit of mediocrity it's falling into.