- Queef -
Yup. You heard right. Queef. Is it just me, or does this word sound nasty? I dunno, maybe it's the odd way the word kind of sorta' takes a major left turn on the lips at the end when you say it aloud. Maybe it's a nagging sensation that you are somehow mulching both the words "queen" and "weird" together with the word "beef" which, somehow, just does NOT seem right at all? Or maybe it's just that the most common definition of the word around is "a pussy fart." It beats me. All I know is that I just can not abide the word without making an odd face or maybe grimacing a little. And I happen to think the actual thing the word describes is rather cute.
Seriously. I'm not gonna' say I've chowed down on like hundreds of girls in my day. But I've been with and spoken openly to enough lady friends that the whole concept of those little air emissions strikes me as cute. Yes, you heard me. I said cute. The fact that air can get so thoroughly packed up in there that a woman's secondary lips can create such a widely recognizable noise is just precious. Not to mention that it never smells anywhere nearly as foul as air released from the smaller hole just a few inches further south (unless there's a hygiene problem or two involved down there, in which case our faces would be far, far away from the source). I laugh when I hear it. There's really no explanation why. I just happen to find it cute.
A lot of you guys out there think it's pretty gross, and believe me there are plenty of gals who agree with you. However, when it comes right down to it I just have to smile thinking about the subject. If only it didn't have such a hideous name to describe it! Honestly, if I had to choose a new word, you know what I would call it? I'd call it a "furt." No, really. I would love to hear it referred to as a furt by people. Furts. - Furties! Yaaay. Then maybe there'd be more warm, lighthearted laughter amongst people when it happens during intimate moments instead of embarrassed chuckles or sudden awkward silence. Wouldn't it be cute to hear a girlfriend furt? Seriously?
Bottom line, "queef" has got to go. It just sounds bad. Whereas something like "furt" sounds fun and silly. - Just like the noise itself! And that's all I gotta' say about that. G'night kids.