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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2016, 09:38:17 AM »
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Well don't shy away from it. Give it a try for yourself and see? Who knows, you might actually taste something. I also don't put milk and sugar in my green tea. That's partially what I meant when I said traditionally made.

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There are some really good-looking older women out there. As I get older too, I'll have no choice but to conform to this demographic as well.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2016, 01:45:19 PM »
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There are some really good-looking older women out there. As I get older too, I'll have no choice but to conform to this demographic as well.

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2016, 02:03:51 PM »
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For me, that 30-43 range is where I find most women just become absolutely gorgeous. This is helped by the fact that they're not carrying the stresses to be "hot" like they did in their teens and twenties and instead just opt for being themselves, which I find beautiful as well.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2016, 10:56:25 PM »
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I'm married.  And I have a kid.

So drinking isn't much of an option.  And I don't have time for much porn.  My wife and I both work full time, opposite schedules.  This means when I'm not working, I taking care of my kid.  So I can't do a lot of the things I used to find fun.  I like playing games, and my kid likes pushing the power button right before I get to that save point.  I like playing guitar, and my kid likes pulling on guitar strings til they snap.  I like painting, and my kid likes to eat the canvas and dump the paint on the carpet.

Caffeine, on the other hand, is mandatory.  I hate being hooked on anything, but I don't have much of a choice.  Because my kid doesn't like to sleep, and if I sleep while he's up, he'll find a way to burn the house down.

This, apparently, is adult life.

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2016, 12:43:21 AM »
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I'm married.  And I have a kid.

So drinking isn't much of an option.  And I don't have time for much porn.  My wife and I both work full time, opposite schedules.  This means when I'm not working, I taking care of my kid.  So I can't do a lot of the things I used to find fun.  I like playing games, and my kid likes pushing the power button right before I get to that save point.  I like playing guitar, and my kid likes pulling on guitar strings til they snap.  I like painting, and my kid likes to eat the canvas and dump the paint on the carpet.

Caffeine, on the other hand, is mandatory.  I hate being hooked on anything, but I don't have much of a choice.  Because my kid doesn't like to sleep, and if I sleep while he's up, he'll find a way to burn the house down.

This, apparently, is adult life.

How not to be a dark lord: the answer to that is a terribly interesting answer that involves an almost Jedi-like adherence to keeping oneself under control and finding ways to be true to yourself in a way that doesn't encourage the worst parts of you to become dangerously exaggerated and instead feeds your better nature. Also, protip: don't fuck with Alchemy or strike up any deals with ancient Japanese Shinigami gods no matter how tempting the deal or how suavely dressed the Shinigami is.

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2016, 01:50:54 AM »
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Age opens up a man's eyes.

As well as his wallet and pants if he's lucky..

For me, that 30-43 range is where I find most women just become absolutely gorgeous. This is helped by the fact that they're not carrying the stresses to be "hot" like they did in their teens and twenties and instead just opt for being themselves, which I find beautiful as well.

Totally agree. I also find despite hashtags such as hot and fit etc, women are also more insecure in general (not a blanket statement to all women) and tend to radiate to people who share/ feed those insecurities. 30's are where it's at. Even in my 20's I was attracted to 30 year olds and even dated a couple.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2016, 05:04:54 AM »
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I'm married.  And I have a kid.

So drinking isn't much of an option.  And I don't have time for much porn.  My wife and I both work full time, opposite schedules.  This means when I'm not working, I taking care of my kid.  So I can't do a lot of the things I used to find fun.  I like playing games, and my kid likes pushing the power button right before I get to that save point.  I like playing guitar, and my kid likes pulling on guitar strings til they snap.  I like painting, and my kid likes to eat the canvas and dump the paint on the carpet.

Caffeine, on the other hand, is mandatory.  I hate being hooked on anything, but I don't have much of a choice.  Because my kid doesn't like to sleep, and if I sleep while he's up, he'll find a way to burn the house down.

This, apparently, is adult life.

I'm married and have a 4 year old daughter.

My wife works part time and I work full time as a union carpenter.

Typical day I get up at 5am, get home from work at 4pm. Play with my kid until dinner around 6, do the dishes, get my daughter ready for bed. As soon as she's in bed, usually around 10, I work on the soundtrack for CV Lecarde Chronicles 2 for an hour or two, get to bed around midnight, sleep for 4 to 5 hours, repeat.

I live on coffee.

It's an insane schedule and I have to make sacrifices to my health to make it work. But I wouldn't trade it for the world.

My daughter is an angel, and even though it can be difficult when she wants me to take her to the park when I'm physically exhausted, or when she spills her milk the second I sit down to eat my dinner, I realize that when she's grown up I'll miss the times she needed her daddy and wanted me with her all the time.

It is an incredibly difficult life being a parent and husband, but it's also incredibly rewarding.

We are the lucky ones man. No one needs to feel sorry for us.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2016, 10:55:27 PM »
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And after reading that.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2016, 01:54:40 PM »
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This, apparently, is adult life.
It is an incredibly difficult life being a parent and husband, but it's also incredibly rewarding.
We are the lucky ones man. No one needs to feel sorry for us.

This.  All of this.  And I wouldn't trade even the tiniest part of it either!

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2016, 05:36:39 PM »
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Enjoy saving for college. Meanwhile I'm going to go buy a Porsche.

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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2016, 06:08:45 PM »
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Enjoy saving for college. Meanwhile I'm going to go buy a Porsche.

I'd take my mini van with a DVD player pre loaded with kiki's delivery service and my daughter in the back seat over a Porsche any day.

Funny thing is I used to drive a 2 seater Mazda rx7. I was way into Japanese sports cars. But I bought a new mini van for my band to your with long before I ever had a kid and came to really love the comfort and usability of it. I actually stopped driving sports cars and started driving a Mazda mpv by choice. I haven't been pulled over by cop since.


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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2016, 06:52:45 PM »
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I'll never stop driving my RX8! NEVAH!
Damn. It's as if your life was geared to prevent you from enjoying it. And I'm sure it's not fun either.

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« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2016, 08:07:49 PM »
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I'll never stop driving my RX8! NEVAH!

Whoop! Whoop! RX8's are nice.

Rotary engines for life!

I didn't exactly get rid of the RX7...
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2016, 03:29:47 AM »
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Enjoy saving for college. Meanwhile I'm going to go buy a Porsche.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2016, 11:39:41 AM »
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You people and your sports cars and roomy minivans. :p I just got myself a used (106,000 miles) Toyota Corolla. Livin' the high life in a cramped $2,500 vehicle. At least the gas mileage is really good, and I should be able to pull off some of the good parts from my old Geo Prizm.
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