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Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« on: January 30, 2026, 04:07:42 PM »
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There’s reasonable doubt that our good friend Alucard has never had sex. Sure there’s that scene in the Netflix anime with those twins, but I don’t think he ever reached completion. And who knows if anything happened between him & Maria (I doubt it).

I don’t think anyone interests him since he’s so detached from everything. Maybe one of Dracula’s succubus’ got him laid for his 21st birthday? Who knows….

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Re: Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2026, 12:57:18 AM »
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I mean, we know he was relentless in making sure his father's line ended with him, so...
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Re: Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2026, 05:28:21 PM »
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Alucard having a son will be on the same level as Wesker having Jake in RE and Vergil having Nero in DMC. "This guy had sex? This guy?!"

EDIT: Jokes aside, the Belmont's Curse announcement does make me realize how significant Alucard having a child--- and more importantly, Dracula having a grandchild--- would be. Belmonts get successors all the time. Alucard continuing the very bloodline he swore not to perpetuate? Unthinkable... but exactly the kind of lore-breaking premise future games just might use.
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Re: Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2026, 08:33:02 AM »
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  He is the original Son from the 'Son I am Disappoint' meme.  With him being half vampire, we know that Vamps can get women pregnant.  So at some point, being raised by both vampire and human was alright, until his mother is killed.  He declares his bloodline cursed rather than support his dad in his grief, and puts himself in a hole in the ground after helping to have his dad killed.  The original cryptdwelling incel with daddy issues.

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