Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[erimocard]

You suck so much at CV that you actually died because Draculas wine-glass hit you.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

...that without the Wolf's Paw, you figured you'd make it across the crumbling bridge by building up Leon's athletics with persistence.

[Legion]

You suck so much at Castlevania that Dracula does'nt want to come back.


Hahahha at death leaping out of the tv haha.

[Legion]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you have to play barbies horse ranch, because game stores wont let you buy Castlevania.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you couldn't figure out why you kept on exploding in the castle center.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you couldn't figure out why you kept on exploding in the castle center.

I think a lot of us couldn't 

The SLIGHTEST touch and you were fucked.

[Gimph]

True, which was extremely difficult for me considering I always hop wherever I go in that game...

BAM!

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Graham killed Yoko because you never showed up to save her.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Graham killed Yoko because you never showed up to save her.

Yoko can take care of herself

... with her purse

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #130

That happened to me in CotM, due to poisoning.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you never figured out you were supposed to be rescuing children in Henry's quest in Legacy of Darkness.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #146

 

I can't find any of them.

You suck so much at Castlevania that you thought the first zombie in CV1 was a boss.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Legacy of Darkness...


You slipped off the chain while climbing up the pirate ship. The ferryman looks the other way, and you die.

(Okay that sounds more like Shadowgate than Castelvania

[Gimph]

Shadow Gate is an awesome game. Very unfortunate deaths though... For instance, in the room with the mirrors, one mirror sucks you into space where you suffocate, and if I recall correctly, one explodes impaling you with glass shards! Then there's the dragon and the slime that dissolves your skin! And you can also fall down a trap door, break your legs so you can't move and you starve. It's fun though.

You suck so much at Castlevania, that after the castle collapsed, you fell off the cliff into the ocean and drowned!

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you forgot to escape after you defeated Dracula.