Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

How did you people die?!

You suck so much at Castlevania, you waited until you were level 99 to fight Dracula and still died!

[Long John Silver]

you suck so badly at cv you get crushed into a bloody pulp by a heart that just fell out of a candle

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you got a gameover before turned on the game!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #94

You suck so much at Castlevania that your NES exploded before you even got the cartridge!

[Gimph]

Poor Nes never had a chance...

You suck so much at Casstlevania, you didn't even notice I spelled it incorrectly!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #96

You suck so much at Castlevania you thought Gimph's last joke was funny!

[erimocard]

You suck so much at CV...

...that  you only come back to kill Dracula every 100 years. And you die everytime.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #98

You, erimocard, suck so much at Castlevania, you forgot that Castlevania only appears every 100 years in the first place!

[erimocard]

I meant in real time. Not ingame.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania Legacy of Darkness, that you were killed by the worms in the maze garden!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #100

I suck so much at Castlevania that I did not even realize this before making a joke about it and costing me a good funny. 

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania Legacy of Darkness, that on the pirate ship, you couldn't figre out how to get onto the mast on the other side of the ship!

[Cypress]

You suck so much at castlevania that you are reading these jokes for tips.

[Gimph]

You suck so mch at Castlevania Legacy of Darkness, you couldn't keep up with Henry in the Garden Maze!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #104

I suck so much at Castlevania that everything these people are saying is actually helping me.