Topic: Rid's List: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In Castlevania

[crisis]

I agree, they are pretty funny 

[Ookalf]

158. Not allowed to steal the Kicker Skeleton's gear and pretend to be a superhero.

[darkwzrd4]

159. Not allowed to turn a group of kicker skeletons into a soccer team.

160. In case of #159, not allowed to enter it into the World Cup.

[X]

161. Not allowed to ask the Skeleton Athlete if he would participate in the summer Olympics

-X

[Ridureyu]

162. Not allowed to visit the museum ever again.  They were unhappy with me after I tried to "go into a NEW WORLD!" with the Mona Lisa.

[X]

163. Not allowed to re-assemble Castlevania AFTER it has crumbled into ruins.........................I love Lego 

-X

[Chernabogue]

164. Not allowed to keep Dracula's relics to boost yourself at home. And don't think about increasing your luck for exams!

[Dracula9]

165: Not allowed to shout "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" every time I whip Dracula in the face.
166: Not allowed to bathe in the Holy Water.
167: Not allowed to do naughty things to the Yoko-Succubi with the whip.
168: Not allowed to play snake charmer music to make Medusa Heads dance.
169: In the case of #118, not allowed to organize the Skeletons to do the Skeleton Dance.
170: Not allowed to put Dracula's Heart in a box and bury in on Isla Cruces.
171: Not allowed to replace the floors with AstroTurf.
172: Not allowed to catch Dracula's wine glass.
173: Not allowed to give Death a Melvin.
174: Not allowed to inquire as to how I manage to kill Death.
175: Not allowed to summon the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to do my bidding.
176: Not allowed to bring Winoa Ryder to the castle.
177: In the case of #176, not allowed to leave her alone in the throne room.
178: Not allowed to not despair upon seeing Dracula's TRUE FORM!!!!!
179: Not allowed to give Dracula a pencil and paper and ask him to draw blood.
180:Not allowed attach fleamen to my feet and bounce around the castle.
181: Not allowed to cover an Ourobouros with white fur and ride it around the castle.
182: In the case of #181, not allowed to call it Falcor.
183: Not allowed to use the Freeze Ray on enemies.
184: Not allowed to race the Skeleton Runner down the Eternal Corridor.
185: In the case of #184, not allowed to trip him.
186: Not allowed to flash the Succubi.
187: Not allowed to attack Dracula with a Bowie knife.
188: Not allowed to cast Mini on Dracula.
189: In the case of #188, not allowed to punt him off the big staircase.

[X]

190. Not allowed to ask the Skeleton Bartender if he would make me a Bloody Mary.

-X

[darkwzrd4]

191. In case of #189, not allowed to say that my mind was being controlled by a dark priest.

192. Not allowed to treat the castle as an amusement park haunted house and charge people for admission.

193. In cases of #192, not allowed to let people in without signing a liability waiver.

[赤月]

194. Not allowed to recite the "What is a man" scene randomly
195. Not allowed to think candles contain money
196. Not allowed to break walls randomly
197. Not allowed to set up shop at libraries
198. In the case of #194, Not allowed to throw wine glasses
199. Not allowed to stalk people in real life who resembles Castlevania characters
200. Not allowed to get Castlevania characters to cosplay each other
201. Not allowed to get into Alucart mode and hope to pass an exam without studying

[X]

202. Not allowed to donate Akmodan II's body to the Ciro Egyptian museum and claim i made the discovery of a lifetime.
203. Not allowed to sing 'Wrap it up' by Sam & Dave to Akmodan II

-X

[Chernabogue]

204. Not allowed to use Akmodan II as toilet paper.

[赤月]

205: In the case of 204, not allowed to produce Akmodan II branded toilet paper

[Ridureyu]

206.  Not allowed to auction off the castle's art.