Author Topic: Rid's List: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In Castlevania (Read 25059 times)

Ridureyu · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2011, 01:04:09 PM »

144. Not allowed to show Dracula my fanfiction.

145. Not allowed to call Alucard Sephiroth, or vice-versa.

146. Likewise, Alucard is not a "Momma's boyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

147. Not allowed to disguise myself as a Persephone

148. Not allowed to introduce Puppet Master to the joys of action figure collecting.

149. Not allowed to give Dracula ideas for new monsters ("Have you ever thought of a Nuckelavee?").

150. Similarly, not allowed to leave my D&D Monster Manuals in the castle.

151. Paries is not meant to aid me in my perversion.

X · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:13:30 PM »

152. Not allowed to use wall meat and Dracula's castle to open up a KFC joint.

-X

Ridureyu · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:13:11 AM »

153. I will not demand Dracula's birth certificate.

Flame · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:17:08 AM »

154. I will not vacuum the Persephone's skirts. "B...But Soma did it..!"

capkcan · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:35:22 PM »

1. Mentioning Legends.
2. Dissing Simon’s Quest without playing it.
3. Dissing Haunted Castle without playing it.
4. Complaining how no other Castlevania has 8-directional whipping other than IV.
5. Saying Legacy of Darkness is like Castlevania 64.
6. Calling Castlevania on the N64 Castlevania 64.
7. Calling Castlevania a “Vampire Game”.
8. Say Castlevania can’t be in 3D.
9. Say Lords of Shadow is Cannon.
10. Complaining how no other Castlevania has Whip Swing other than IV. (I guess Lament and Bloodlines 11. don’t count?)
12. Say that Curse of darkness is better than Lament of Innocence.
13. Calling Pot Roasts in Castlevania pork chops.
14. Saying Sypha is or was a man.
15. Using the cross on Death in original Castlevania.
16. Using any weapon other than the axe on the first boss in the original Castlevania.
17. Saying that Castlevania games should only use remixes of past themes.
18. Thinking when you play a Castlevania game.
19. Complaining that Castlevania The Adventure Rebirth isn’t enough like the original.
20. Saying that SotN has the worst voice acting ever.
21. Writing a Castlevania fan fiction.
22. Looking up Castlevania porn.
23. Posting a non related Castlevania topic on the forums.
24. Mentioning The Castlevania Dungeon on the Castlevania Corner.
25. Going on The Castlevania Corner.
26. Believing the Shin Dracula X hoax.
27. Mentioning Castlevania Dual Moons.
28. Saying Bloodletting was real.
29. Comparing Order of Ecclesia to Simon’s Quest.
30. Saying any Castlevania game that takes place after SotN is cannon except AoS and DoS.
31. Saying the story doesn’t matter in a Castlevania game.
32. Saying Circle of the Moon isn’t the best Castlevania game.
33. Thinking there will be a game based on the 1999 war.
34. Hanging characters [that nobody cares about] in your signature.
35. Tacking NSFW on the Succubus portrait.
36. Saying the Castlevania Movie will be anything other than the best thing ever.
37. Saying Rondo of Blood is hard.
38. Compairing that Vanhelsing movie to Castlevania.
39. Saying that any Castlevania game ever is like Vagrant Story.
40. Claiming Frozen Half is a man.
41. Saying Super Castlevania IV was the high point of the series.
42. Saying SotN is a Super Metroid clone.
43. Spelling Castlevania Castle Vania
44. Thinking that IGA doesn’t hate you.

Flame · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2011, 03:37:30 PM »

Just to be clear, capkan left off on #198

Ridureyu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:00:05 PM »

I dunno, those look a lot less like "Silly crap I'd do in the castle" and more like "Fannish things which annoy me."

darkwzrd4 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Ridureyu on April 27, 2011, 04:00:05 PM

I dunno, those look a lot less like "Silly crap I'd do in the castle" and more like "Fannish things which annoy me."

I agree. It has nothing to do with this topic. capkan should have started his own topic.

To be clear, this list is silly crap any of us would do in the castle. Rid may have started it, but several of us have added to it. If you want to add other stuff like things that annoy you, make your own topic.

With that in mind, the list is really at #155.