Topic: Rid's List: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In Castlevania

[赤月]

207. Not allowed to toss wine glasses around.
208. Not allowed to stick candlesticks on the ceiling
209. On the case of 208, Not allowed to places vases on the ceiling to see if they would stick
210. Not allowed to break walls when hungry

[Flame]

211. Not allowed to take Castlevania characters to Comicon so they can win the cosplay competition.
212. In the case of #211, not allowed to let Dracula roam loose.
213. Not allowed to let ANY of them roam loose.
214. Not allowed to replace Dracula's blood reserves with tomato juice
215. Not allowed to ask Dracula who his outfitter is
215. Not allowed to to ask Dracula what Home Insurance he has and if it covers 'destruction-by-dying'.
216. Not allowed to dress up as Batman and recite the "I am vengeance" line while atop the castle spire.
217. Not allowed to visit fortune tellers after I tried to steal their crystal orbs in order to "unlock the seals on the door"
218. Not allowed to foreclose the Castle due to centuries of unpaid loans.
219. Not allowed to call in the Ghostbusters
220. In the case of #219, not allowed to absorb Shaft into a ghost trap

[Chernabogue]

221. In case of #219, not allowed to sing Ray Parker Jr.'s song.
222. Not allowed to sell Castlevania.
223. Not allowed to ask Wind to get away.
224. Not allowed to turn off the light when you're fighting Blackmore.
225. Not allowed to take Eligor and go for a ride.
226. Not allowed to try explaining Death the phylosophical meaning of life and death.
227. Not allowed to bring friends to a party in Castlevania.
228. Not allowed to sit on Dracula's throne while he's sleeping in his coffin.
229. In case of #228, not allowed to say "What is a man?" if a Belmont arrives.

[darkmanx_429]

230. 360 degree whipping in the 2D games.
231. Ask for a SOTN sequel.
232. Ask for a new 2D CV title for a next gen system.

[X]

233. In the case of 232; Not allowed to ask for a 2D Classicvania for the next gen systems.

-X

[darkwzrd4]

234. In case of 231, Not allowed to get my hopes up.

[darkmanx_429]

234. In case of 231, Not allowed to get my hopes up.

ROFL, and that's why we have fan-made games!

[darkwzrd4]

235. Not allowed to nail the Dracula's coffin shut while he is sleeping inside.

[Flame]

236. Not allowed to make "final nail in the coffin" comments about the games.

[darkmanx_429]

237: Complain about Simon's Quest being the worst game of the NES series.

[赤月]

238. Offer Dracula garlic toast

[narkolepsi]

239. Not allowed to make "yo mamma" jokes in front of Alucard.

240. Not allowed to ask Brauner to do custom framing for me.

241. In the case of #240, I don't think he does caricatures either.

[Chernabogue]

242. Not allowed to say "No" to Brauner when he says "This is ART!"

[darkwzrd4]

#239 is hilarious.  I'm surprised someone didn't think of it earlier.

[narkolepsi]

243. In the case of #242, not allowed to bring Roger Ebert into the castle to debate with Brauner about the definition of art.

#239 is hilarious.  I'm surprised someone didn't think of it earlier.

So am I...I actually checked the whole thread before posting it. XD