Topic: His name is Simmon Beaumont, that is the name of yourself

[Vampire Killer]

And I don't mean via pale imitators like Gabe. We need the original guy.

Gabe would kick the living crap out of simon

[beingthehero]

Au contraire, as Simon has dynamic hair. Boo-yah!

Also, he managed to kill Dracula six times. At once. While saving his wife. Now that is hardcore.

[Munchy]

What if a Simon's Quest remake contained wall shimmying? Munchkins would absolutely love all that.

LALALA GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE WHERE TOMB RAIDER NEVER EXISTED

In all seriousness, the LoS sequel would be pretty cool if it were non-linear in a Simon's Quest kind of way. A lot of the ideas and relics in LoS would've suited that kind of game much better, I think.

[A-Yty]

Gabe would kick the living crap out of simon

I am speechless, shocked and apalled.

[Vampire Killer]

I am speechless, shocked and apalled.

I reiterate, Gabriel Belmont would shove his cyclone boot so far up Simon's unskilled ass that Simon's lower intestines would gain the dash ability

[uzo]

I support any notion of a modern CV2 remake.

[Inccubus]

I reiterate, Gabriel Belmont would shove his cyclone boot so far up Simon's unskilled ass that Simon's lower intestines would gain the dash ability

Simon's toned butt-cheeks would break Gabe's leg off and eat it, thus gaining the dash ability permanently. ^__^

[Sindra]

I reiterate, Gabriel Belmont would shove his cyclone boot so far up Simon's unskilled ass that Simon's lower intestines would gain the dash ability

Wow.

I'm going to start a new list. "How to Tell You're a Fanboy".

It'll start with "Insulting the progenitor character of a classic video game series by saying a newer character is 100x better, but without clarifying how."

Yerp.

[X]

I reiterate, Gabriel Belmont would shove his cyclone boot so far up Simon's unskilled ass that Simon's lower intestines would gain the dash ability

There's just no way that Gabe could best Simon. Gabe spends over half his time bashing weak enemies in one portion of a stage where-as Simon could clean house with Castlevania in less then an hour. THAT's epic!

-X

[crisis]

Wow.

I'm going to start a new list. "How to Tell You're a Fanboy".

It'll start with "Insulting the progenitor character of a classic video game series by saying a newer character is 100x better, but without clarifying how."

Yerp.

<3

[thernz]

Simon doesn't need power ups and isn't hindered by doors. Nope, no need for puzzles, keys, or using mounts here. Simon can just turn step in front of the door and it opens for him.

[xscientist5000]

A survival horror game with action and platforming elements. Some good cut-scenes where the music cuts and something shocking happens. (Like in CV64: vampire encounters, spiderwoman comming out of the river, statue crying blood, ect.) Basically just some weird unexplained stuff that blows your mind.

[Vampire Killer]

Simon's toned butt-cheeks would break Gabe's leg off and eat it, thus gaining the dash ability permanently. ^__^

A winnar is you!

Yeah, those barbarian butt cheeks from the cover of CV1 would indeed do some damage to that foot.

But having the dash ability permanently would wtihin one's ass would be more like Gabriel's Curse to Simon. I mean, what's Simon gonna do, go dashing across Transylvania on his ass, feet up in the air, holding onto his knees, shifting his cheeks rapidly back and forth. That's just GOTTA chafe something aweful.

Anyone wanna do an animated gif of that?

No, the only thing Simon would gain from his cheeky defeat of Gabe is montazumma's revenge. Magically sped up ass you say!? Permanent diarrhea I say!

Gabe wins from the grave!


























































And then resurrects 100 years later because he's Dracula.
















And fanboyism my cyclone boot. Have a sense of humor, I'm only kidding around. These people don't actually exist.





















































....but if they did Gabe would totally pwn Simon (as long as he doesn't try to kick Simon in his world devouring ass)

[darkwzrd4]

LMAO!!!!

[crisis]

....but if they did Gabe would totally pwn Simon (as long as he doesn't try to kick Simon in his world devouring ass)

Gabriel wouldn't stand a chance against Simon, because he'd be too busy sulking over Marie while Simon is like "hmph, man up" & stomp his ass out without the need for relics. 9 out of 10 Dungeonites would agree.