LOL the women in my life beg to differ.
Oh Jorge, you just don't understand. You're like the perfect guy to hang around with, for girls. They want to correct your path.
You know, like a lost guy that continually denies he's lost, and the friend that continuously try to persuade him otherwise.
EDIT: I was gonna post the You've got a gay, clip from Family Guy, but I can't find a good version of the full clip so... fail post.