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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #90 on: May 07, 2013, 10:03:19 PM »
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The dialogue itself is grade-S bullshit, but the premise is the same.
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« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2013, 04:05:38 AM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2013, 02:40:06 PM »
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It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #93 on: May 26, 2013, 08:06:57 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #94 on: June 11, 2013, 12:39:05 AM »
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I know I could use a better example for this kind of behavior, but...
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #95 on: June 11, 2013, 11:00:30 AM »
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I suppose MS's Xbone is a good candidate for this thread.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #96 on: June 11, 2013, 06:02:11 PM »
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I know I could use a better example for this kind of behavior, but...

Reminds me of the crazy NOD level in Command & Conquer 3 where your goal is to defend certain alien facilities from the GDI who try to destroy them. The buildings you're supposed to protect are located inside the alien base, and obviously the aliens are unaware of you defending them so they won't let you access their base.
The only choice you're left with is crushing the aliens and taking the buildings before the GDI arrive and destroy them.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #97 on: June 25, 2013, 12:40:21 PM »
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It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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