Topic: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[X]

I really hope to God that this "thing" is not real!

http://www.funnystuff247.com/ok-im-really-freaked-out-right-about-now?utm_medium=ad&utm_source=mgid&utm_campaign=funnystuff247.com&utm_term=1398&utm_content=1506501#472245

If it is then this is all I have to say in my defense;

The Office- Michael Scott No God No

[Abnormal Freak]

brb, killing self to avoid the possibility of ever running into one.

(click to show/hide)

(And I clicked the link knowing it'd most likely be a spider or some hideous creature. Yet even then I was not prepared...)

[Mystic Myotis]

Why... why did I click on the link? ;_;

[Mooning Freddy]

Calm Down (Tourettes Guy)


Seriously though, it's just a spider. An ugly-ass huge spider, but just a spider. 

[Abnormal Freak]

I ain't got the capacity to get a big dick over that.

F'realzies tho, there's never "just a spider." They're all horrible fear-inducing abominations.

Unless they're cellar spiders because we have a ton of those in this house and they're rad because they don't gross me out and they eat bugs AND the really nasty spiders.

[Shiroi Koumori]

Oh Fuck! I remembered the nest of spiders that fell on my head!

[Dark Nemesis]

I really wanted for pet...........................

[X]

Seriously though, it's just a spider. An ugly-ass huge spider, but just a spider. 

Maybe you should go to Brazil where it was raining big-ass spiders all over the place. Or to Australia where the spider population suddenly exploded without warning. Then will see how big the so-called 'big dick' is. Believe me, spiders aren't just spiders. Most carry venom and while most of it is harmless to humans some of it isn't. And the results are disgusting and horrible. I've seen the photos and regretted doing so. Besides, that big-ass spider that I linked to? Who knows what kind of nasty surprises it's hiding.

[Abnormal Freak]

A friend of mine got bitten by a brown recluse once. Apparently those things will rot your skin away. He started getting an inflamed bulge where he was bit, and rather than go to the doctor (because he had no health insurance), he took a knife and cut a big chunk out of his flesh. :o It stopped the spread of venom, but damn was it a gross fix that left a big ol' scar.

[K.G. Morder]

*clicked on link*
*saw top portion of the pic had webbing everywhere*
*closed tab*

*crisis averted*

[A-Yty]

I avoid killing lil' spiders because they eat grosser bugs. They're actually kind of cute when I don't look them close enough to see their fangs and hair and all that. And they run away from me. I can't kill something that runs away from me. But that one I would kill without mercy. That is, if I would dare go anywhere near it.

Well, unless it's a rat .  I have zero sympathy for rats and I never want to encounter one.

Oh, centipedes too. Any kind of centipede I exterminate with extreme prejudice. Unlike spiders, those suckers can actually bite me.



Wanna see something really creepy? Feast your eyes on this:

SNAKE HEAD STILL ALIVE!

[A-Yty]

Why the hell did I do all this at this hour? I want to dream about Rachel Bilson dressed up as a French maid, serving me English breakfast and a golden Nintendo World Championship cart, not zombie snake heads, vermins and bugs..

[Neobelmont]

I had churanchula crawl on top of my head once  it was at my cousins birthday party many years ago....
The animal guy was there and everything.

[Abnormal Freak]

But that one I would kill without mercy. That is, if I would dare go anywhere near it.

That's what bazookas and flamethrowers were made for.

[Lelygax]

Its not raining spiders in Brazil, also this spider doesnt seem scary, I could kill it anytime with a wooden pole. Now that snake is another story (maybe a longer pole? lol)