Topic: CR Pachinko Akumajō Dracula Announced

[Super Waffle]

At least it looks pretty... ?

[Shiroi Koumori]

Great Succubi analysis Waffle!

Yup New Girl must definitely be SotN's Succubus.

Official site (just because): http://www.takasago-ei.jp/pachinko/t/dracula/

[Super Waffle]

http://abicion.tumblr.com/post/125502909862/

Fanfic update for those who wanted to know.

[Nagumo]

Leave it to Super Waffle to do a frame-by-frame analysis of a Pachinko trailer and write fetish fanfiction about its contents.

[Shiroi Koumori]

@Waffle: Combine Design-inspired schlock #2 and 3. #3 would be the main plot while 2 is the means on how she transformed/reanimated.

[Super Waffle]

Leave it to Super Waffle to do a frame-by-frame analysis of a Pachinko trailer and write fetish fanfiction about its contents.

I'd say it's more constructive than watching a two minute trailer of something and acting like waaaaaah the world is ending.

@Waffle: Combine Design-inspired schlock #2 and 3. #3 would be the main plot while 2 is the means on how she transformed/reanimated.

So Dullahan chops off her head and then sticks her head and her body inside a giant lava worm to resurrect her? Or did you mean something else?

[Nagumo]

I'd say it's more constructive than watching a two minute trailer of something and acting like waaaaaah the world is ending.

I don't think it's either one or the other, though.

[Abnormal Freak]

Konami should just get it over with and let the people that own Valis do a hentaivania game because why the fuck not at this point.

I'd play it. Do you all honestly take Castlevania so seriously that you wouldn't play a sexed-up version of it? The series has been a parody of itself for almost a decade. What difference do some lovely jubblies make?

Too bad it's just pachinko bullshit, though.

[Super Waffle]

So basically you're saying they should make Unholy Sanctuary.

The funny thing Unholy Sanctuary is actually a pretty solid 2D Castlevania when you ignore the porno game overs.

[Abnormal Freak]

Never heard of it till now, but gimme that with awesome art, graphics, and music, and yes, I'd play the hell out of it.

Still gotta play Nightslave, that Cybernator-esque game with naughty cutscenes.

[Super Waffle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWprREVJJP4

Everything you need to know about Unholy Sanctuary in 30 seconds.

[VladCT]

I'd play it. Do you all honestly take Castlevania so seriously that you wouldn't play a sexed-up version of it? The series has been a parody of itself for almost a decade. What difference do some lovely jubblies make?

When said jubblies is just a side thing, I can take it. When the entire marketing campaign (and possibly the game) centers on it, though, that's when you've officially whored out your own daughter.

[Super Waffle]

When the entire marketing campaign (and possibly the game) centers on it

You can pretty safely assume the entire game is going to center on it. The gameplay in the previous games basically amounted to trying to line up the little casino slots while a video of Angela (or Sypha in III) shaking her butt at you played on the screen.

This game is Pachinko, though. I'm not really sure if that's going to make a difference.

[Kamirine]

Great Succubi analysis Waffle!

Yup New Girl must definitely be SotN's Succubus.

Official site (just because): http://www.takasago-ei.jp/pachinko/t/dracula/

They really want you to know that Erotic Violence!!! is in this slot game.  I laugh more than I should every time I see that being advertised. 

[Super Waffle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMALCeVMb4

Actual new trailer.

Totally legit this time.