This event, combined with my general lack of monetary wealth, makes me think of Netflix's Series of Unfortunate Events theme:
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This [event] will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day...
...Just look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I [look]?" and they will say:
Look away.
Look away, look away...