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Offline CVfan13

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2008, 05:39:39 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania, you fell down the stairs and died in the Master's Chamber!
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You suck so much at Castlevania, you fell of the edge in the Master's Keep!


Is it just me, or do those two mean the same thing?

You suck so much at Castlevania that you were killed by the shop keeper in HoD.
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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2008, 05:41:29 PM »
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You suck so much at castlevania that you were killed by the lonely skeleton and turned to dust. He then went on to kill the minotaur, beat the game, and have sex with your wife.
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Nowadays you are either a graphics whore or a fanboy. BR is Shank not CV. It is ridiculous to think that it is better than CV. If it was CV then it would be what RE4 is to Resi, a series killer. Dumb it down and make it look pretty. Enough idiots will buy it.

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2008, 05:42:01 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania, that you can't go into any Castlevania thread without somehow insulting IGA.

You suck so much at Castlevania that you died once in HoD.

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2008, 05:42:32 PM »
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Falling down the stairs and falling off the edge are two different situations! You REALLY suck if you fall off the edge, because then you have to go through the castle again!

CVFan13 sucks so much at Castlevania, he can't beat Dracula's Legacy of Darkness 2nd form in NORMAL MODE, even though I, the awesome Gimph, beat it in hard mode! HA!

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2008, 05:43:27 PM »
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No offense

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2008, 05:45:36 PM »
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You suck so much at castlevania that you died using the gravity boots underneath the librarian's chair.
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Nowadays you are either a graphics whore or a fanboy. BR is Shank not CV. It is ridiculous to think that it is better than CV. If it was CV then it would be what RE4 is to Resi, a series killer. Dumb it down and make it look pretty. Enough idiots will buy it.

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2008, 05:46:54 PM »
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None taken.

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You suck so much at Castlevania that you have difficulty even using the gravity boots(I speak from experience  :-[)

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2008, 05:47:22 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania...

...When you found the secret by the drawbridge, you wiped your brow and called it a day.

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2008, 05:48:13 PM »
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You suck so much at castlevania that you died using the gravity boots underneath the librarian's chair.

LOLZ!  ;D

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2008, 05:49:43 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania, you have no idea what the hell ANTRAXX is talking about.
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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2008, 05:51:16 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania, you still think Graham is the final boss in Aria of Sorrow!

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2008, 05:51:40 PM »
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You suck so much at Castlevania, you have no idea what the hell ANTRAXX is talking about.

Well that doesn't necessarily mean you suck at Castelvania.

But you really DO suck if you don't know about that.

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2008, 05:54:02 PM »
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Wait, you mean PSX SotN Richter mode?

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You suck so much at Castlevania, you still think Graham is the final boss in Aria of Sorrow!


He's not?!  :o
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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2008, 05:56:33 PM »
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I seriously hope you're being sarcastic...

CVFan sucks so much at Castlevania, he might be serious! :o

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Re: You suck so much at Castlevania...
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2008, 05:58:00 PM »
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For awhile, I was, until my friend figured out the truth. Funny thing is, I got the game awhile before him, and he'd already figured out more than me.  :P
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