Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Rodriguezjr]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you forgot to go through the gate and attempted to jump across the pit in Castlevania IV.

[Gimph]

I got the good ending on my first try, but I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I had those equipped was because I use them on a regular basis anyway!

Good to hear you're not serious...

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you still think Stella and Loretta are the final boss!

(CVFan13, please, no comment)

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #46

I was doing that for awhile, until I accidentally pressed up.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #47

Too bad, I'm commenting anyway. I actually thought that from there you would have to travel across Europe in search of them and that the castle was out of the picture. 

[Gimph]

In Reply To #49

That would be an excellent idea, but no, Iga's too cheap for that.

You suck so much at Castlevania, that it took you 5 hours of constant failures to kill Circle of The Moon's final boss (I know from experience... I was only level 42, then I realized most people did it at level 70!)

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

...You thought SotN was too hard.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #50 and #51

I agree with both of those statements.

[A n t r a x x]

In Reply To #50 and #51

I agree with both of those statements.

Wai -- so you thought SOTN was too hard?

MAN! You DO suck!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #53

I know! Yet somehow I am able to beat CV1 in a half hour with almost no damage!

[Gimph]

Oh, wow, that's sad.

You suck so much at Castlevania, you can't kill the last boss in normal mode Legacy of Darkness with 4 roast beefs and 7 roast chickens! Haha, I don't think ANYONE's that bad!

*Glares at CVFan13*

[Gimph]

What the hell?! I can't beat that game in 10 hours!

I suck so much at Castlevania, it took me days of frustration...

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #55

Don't forget the healing kit.

CVfan13 sucks so much at Castlevania that he sucks at Castlevania(yet I have a devilishly awesome collection, if I say so myself).

[Gimph]

Man, I just suck...

[A n t r a x x]

In Reply To #53

I know! Yet somehow I am able to beat CV1 in a half hour with almost no damage!

Not bad at all. I can't do that.

[Cypress]

You suck so much at castlevania that you describe the fight you had in the room with respawning zombies as "epic". Also you don't realize they respawn and have been in that room fighting them for over a year.