Well if IGA does do the 1999 game it better be the biggest, best, most amazing Castlevania game ever created by human hands.
Im talkin Belmonts , Alucard, 2D metroidvania mixed with oldschool Classicvania, fantastic music by Yamane and Prince, sex, nudity, drugs, car chases, tag team ladder matches, profanity, mexican standoffs and walking away from explosions in slow motion IN 3D!
Would Prince's "1999" be the theme song? Robert Rodriguez could be a consultant for the Mexican standoff, gunfire, profanity, and all that. They could even give Sex Machine a cameo, or make him a full-blown character—PERHAPS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS WITH HIS VAMPIRE-KILLIN' WHIP AND REVOLVER PENIS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVmNcqVqWIThey'd model him after Tom Savini, of course, 'cos he
is Sex Machine.
There needs to be a parody of
the bar shootout in
Desperado as well, of course.