You are just the worst kind of fan. MoF is NOT perfect. It's main flaw- is trying to be a console game scaled down to a handheld game. It should have been either one, or the other.
Secondly, The reverse order of the Story doesn't really work as well as it could have. They could have worked the "SPOILERZ: TREVOR IS ALUCARD" plot point in without having to tell the story backwards. Simple.
Put Trevor's story first. The ending remains the same, EXCEPT we are not shown the name on his tomb. Next comes Simon's story. THEN, comes Alucard's story, which plays just like it normally does, but at the end, the game shows you the truth or something.
I don't know, but putting the reveal of Dracul naming the tomb Alucard due to not knowing his son's name, could have been worked in much better while retaining a more cohesive plotline. I mean, I will admit, I liked how Dracula Entombing Trevor came out- it was a really well done scene. But I would gladly sacrifice it for the stories being player in proper order, with the reveal done differently.