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Facepalm video game logic
« on: February 27, 2013, 01:29:11 PM »
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You know those, they're in your favorite video games, they make no sense. POST 'EM

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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 05:13:42 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 05:52:23 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 06:19:49 PM »
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It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 06:25:47 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 09:46:48 PM »
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It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 11:02:18 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 11:28:13 PM »
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But that have logic Freddy. Some old beliefs about vampires are that they cant enter in water or they will be destroyed, since they cant even swim its fatal, because water is the element of life, being sacred even not being holy water.

Now you understand why Alucard cant swim and loses HP in water? :P
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2013, 02:49:59 AM »
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But that have logic Freddy. Some old beliefs about vampires are that they cant enter in water or they will be destroyed, since they cant even swim its fatal, because water is the element of life, being sacred even not being holy water.

Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2013, 05:39:26 AM »
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Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.
Lets just assume it was all anointed holy water spilled from the heavens
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2013, 07:25:12 AM »
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Nope. Still not logical enough for Kain to disintegrate the very same moment he touches water. And do not forget he's not a regular vampire- he's the king of vampires. That was nothing more than the game's excuse to make its platforming a bit harder.

Just because you're king, doesn't mean you're all powerful. I don't see the lack of logic in it, for the most part. Though I do believe, it's excessive that he instantly dies. I'd have thought he would be able to last a bit before then.

What fails in that game is not that Kain dies in water, it's that he takes like 20 slashes to kill an enemy... a human enemy, when the sword AND him, are suppose to be so powerful.

Lets just assume it was all anointed holy water spilled from the heavens

In Legacy of Kain, Cursed Vampires are vulnerable to all water. Raziel still has it after he becomes the Reaver of Souls. It's only by getting his brother's soul that evolved into one that can withstand water, that he is able to travel through water.

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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2013, 08:11:19 AM »
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Gentlemen, let's not forget that all Alucard needed to solve his water dilemma was a snorkel... :rollseyes:

Sure doesn't look like a "Holy Symbol" to me.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2013, 08:16:46 AM »
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...Yeah, sure it was a glitch in the Animus, but still...
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 08:53:19 AM »
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Gentlemen, let's not forget that all Alucard needed to solve his water dilemma was a snorkel... :rollseyes:

Sure doesn't look like a "Holy Symbol" to me.

That's a'cause 'Murica doesn't think its kids can handle Jesus talk...or they were just trying to be funny, I dunno. I'm pretty hyped up on 5 Hour Energy right now & craving conversation.
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