Topic: Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia *** NO SPOILERS

[warfreak]

dude Soma is gay, he will not get laid by Mina, and she wants it from him and we all know it but he wont do it because all he wants to do is get close to Genya Arikado, but Genya Arikado is Alucard and he's not gay because he got laid by Maria Renard, probably Succubus, and Sonia Belmont... oh yeah Soma also goes for Julius because he has the whip.

Somehow I feel slightly offended by the mention of "getting laid" in conjunction with CV characters. >.<

What is it with Soma being gay?

Alucard does not have libido, at least not with Succubus. He just proceeded to beat the crap out of her.

Sonia Belmont is not canon, either. >.<

[Long John Silver]

In Reply To #660

wow, this post reeks of fanboyizm so much.

soma's not gay. he more less proves it by behaving like a 14 years old anime boy around mina, blushing and being shy. if someone, jonatham is more likely to be gay. he completely ignores all of charlotte's attempts/advances and treats all women in the game as air, focusing on wind and his "duty".

alucard is all "oh no, my bloodline is cursed" so i doubt even maria got to him. they had no protection like we do in 1700s, and even now it's not 100% safe.
he killed the succubus before she had a chance to drain him of his life and kill him, and sonia isn't real lol.

[A n t r a x x]

Sonia's too sexy for teh timline

[warfreak]

In Reply To #662

I agree. Soma's not gay.

Alucard and Maria could have "ended up together" but didn't do  anything because of the cursed bloodline thing. O_O;; Which is sad.

[A n t r a x x]

Maybe Alucard is impotent from all those years of "unused equipment".

[Gunlord]

In all fairness, how do we know Alucard and Maria *didn't* end up together? In one of the endings for SoTN, doesn't she go after him or something? Prunyuu~~

[Long John Silver]

In Reply To #666

the fact that she goes after him doesn't mean he'll become a hypocrite and give up on his beliefs he kept for over 300 years, just for the hell of it.

we'll never know though. iga will never explain it.

also lol 666th reply

[Jago]

In Reply To #667


also lol 666th reply

f***

[CVfan13]

Arrghh!!! Damn you, #666!! Ever since this thread went out of control, it's been MY goal to post #666!!  :

[erimocard]

I still wonder why the GIANT ENEMY CRAB, the creature and this Puwexil-thingie all have the same voice. I wander why a crab has to cry like a humanoid anyway.

[CVfan13]

And I'm wondering why Order of Ecclesia has many edible bosses.

[Gimph]

Well, I don't know about you, but I definitely wouldn't want to eat that. It might give me indigestion. Especially if it decides to come back to life or something in my stomach! Wait-how many edible bosses are there?

[warfreak]

the fact that she goes after him doesn't mean he'll become a hypocrite and give up on his beliefs he kept for over 300 years, just for the hell of it.

I still think they ended up together but didn't do anything. Which is sad.

And I'm wondering why Order of Ecclesia has many edible bosses.

I want to eat them.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #673

I know, right?? I just want to fry up that gigantic crab monster thing and serve it with butter!

Also, it's kinda hard to imagine resisting Maria... I mean just look at her! Still, I guess the threat of another Dracula Jr., future destroyer of humanity, running around is reason enough to stay way.

[Gimph]

OH NO! I have terrible news! (which you guys probably already knew, but I'll flip out over it anyway because I'm angry, frustrated, and most of all, bored) I just heard that Order of Ecclesia is going to be made EASIER than previous DS titles! That's awful! They can't do that! They should be making it HARDER! Damn, as if the last ones weren't easy enough?!?!?! GAAAAGGHHH!! NO, IGA, DON'T DO IT!!