Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[The Last Belmont]

well, SHOULDn'T THEY?

what you don't carry around heartbill's in your wallet? Crap I knew that clerk at the bank was drunk.  I think that' sone of the cool things about the game, it's entirely unpredictable right down to what give you health.

[Gimph]

I never expect hearts to heal health anymore. It's pretty bad.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in the original NES version, Death felt sorry for you and decided not to use scythes, but you still can't win.

[Clara E. Leet]

You suck so much at Castlevania that even with the holy water didn't help you against Death.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #229

One time I missed and he kicked the crap out me... 

[Gimph]

In Reply To #229

Holy water? I used crosses, they're more effective.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #231

 

If you don't know the holy water trick you have no right to call yourself a Castlevania fan.

[The Last Belmont]

In Reply To #231

 

If you don't know the holy water trick you have no right to call yourself a Castlevania fan.

whoa calm down there man, he didn't say he didn't know about it, he just prefers crosses, besides the holy water trick is just a cheap way of winning. Somebody who has put in countless hours of blood and sweat and come up with perfect strategies and memorization of all the bosses patterns really has no use for it.

[Cypress]

You suck so much at castlevania that you still need to play with both hands.  (You know you've beat at least one of the games with super-retardo one-hand-style. Also played upside down with the psp CVs. Thats right, Im watchin ya)

[A n t r a x x]

I prefer the dagger in SOTN.

In CV1 any sub weapon is fine so long as it isn't dagger.

[benja86]

you suck so much at castlevania.....nevermind i got nuthin'

[The Last Belmont]

I prefer the dagger in SOTN.

In CV1 any sub weapon is fine so long as it isn't dagger.

Yep the dagger in that game SUCKS. Ironically though, it kicks ass in simon's quest though as it freezes enemis in place so you can get in more hits.

[Gimph]

In Reply To #232

No, actually, I really don't know what it is...

[Saroor]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W62K_TUlj10

holy water trick

You sucks so much at Castlevania in Castlevania 2 you died in Dracula's castle before reaching Dracula.

[Gimph]

In Reply To #239

I wish I had known that when I fought Death. I don't believe it.

I suck so much at Castlevania, I didn't know what the holy water trick was and now I think I'm gonna kill myself, considering I wasted days and days on that boss fight, failing countless times.