Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so bad at Castlevania, you got whipped in the face by Desmond.

Okay... yeah.... You REALLY do suck at Castlevania   

[Gimph]

Thanks for the compliment, but why don't you make your own?
Do you suck too much at Castlevania to make a joke?

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #120

It's not yet unlocked...

You suck so much at Castlevania that you cried after killing a zombie, because you were just so guilty.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in Harmony of Dissonance, you fell under the drawbridge!

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

... You turned left after the fishmen and keep looping around.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you got scared of the vampires in the Villa and ran away!

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

... You turn left after the fishman room and keep looping around.

That's one of the best yet.

[Cypress]

In Reply To #121

thanks 

You suck so much at castlevania that you died in a save room. (hope that wasn't used already.)

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you couldn't figure out how to open the gate in the intro to Castlevania 1!

[Longlivethegrim]

You suck so much at castlevania that the game cartage ran away.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Balore felt bad for you and let you fight the giant bat in Aria of Sorrow!

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

Yorick tagged you "IT".

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Julius didn't consider you a threat and went home to watch TV.

[The Last Belmont]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Julius didn't consider you a threat and went home to watch TV.

that one's pretty good.

Let's see, you suck SO much at castlevania the whip ran away and you turned into Rocky. "Eat some fist Bitch!, yeah punch those bats! punch em' !

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at CV...


You drowned in the basement of Abandoned Castle.