Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Legion]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you took piano lessons from the DoS, and never did anything else.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Dracula died of a heart attack from too much blood drinking before you got to the throne!

[Legion]

You suck so much at Castlevania that the sword familiar killed you.

[The Last Belmont]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Dracula died of a heart attack from too much blood drinking before you got to the throne!

wow must have been some mad fat content in that blood, or is it really blood? I'll bet he's drinkin' strawberry shakes. (mmmmm goes out to buy one)

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that after the castle collapsed, you fell off the cliff into the ocean and drowned!

That's not funny -- that's just TRAGIC!

.. okay... (snicker) it's a little bit funny. 

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Rondo of Blood...

You met your doom on the horse-cart.

[Aridale]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

...this fuckin thread is still goin.

[Donvermicelli]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

..That you are making jokes about how people suck at castlevania (with the exception of CVfan13 who makes them about himself )

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

St.Germaine thinks your the ugliest mother fucker this milennium.

[Legion]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you are still waiting for Castlevania: The Atari Jaguar Experience.

[The Last Belmont]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you are still waiting for Castlevania: The Atari Jaguar Experience.

You mean it's not happening!? I've had my atari jaguar for FIFTEEN YEARS just for that game! 

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

..That you are making jokes about how people suck at castlevania (with the exception of CVfan13 who makes them about himself )

What can I say, I'm just so easy to make fun of, with my lack of CV skill, I just take advantage of that, at my own expense. 

I suck so much at Castlevania that I just love making jokes about how much I suck at Castlevania.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

You caught dysentery from a wall-meat.

 

Shoulda equipped the Zombie Officer soul, you loozer.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania 64, that Franky didn't bother attacking you, and just kept trimming the bushes!

[Legion]

You mean it's not happening!? I've had my atari jaguar for FIFTEEN YEARS just for that game!