Topic: Rid's List: Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In Castlevania

[Ridureyu]

112. No, that is not what Medusa Heads are for.

[X]

LOL

-X

[VeteranVk]

113. Not Allowed to consult my doctor about "living with Harpies".

[Chernabogue]

114. Not allowed to ask Dracula what he plans to do for Castlevania's 25th anniversary.

[Ridureyu]

115.  Not allowed to surprise Dracula with my very own "Monstrous True Form" (stilts, a trench coat, and a hang glider).

116.  The lamps at the public library are not Money Candles.

[darkwzrd4]

117. Not allowed to ask Master Librarian for a refund.

118. Not allowed to ransack the treasury.

119. Not allowed to sleep with the intended virgin sacrifices.

120. Not allowed to put a whoopy cushion on Dracula's throne.

121. Not allowed to wear a matador outfit when around the minotaurs.

[X]

118. Not allowed to use the giant skeleton's ribcage as a Xylophone and preform Walt Disney's "Skeleton Dance".

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[darkwzrd4]

118. Not allowed to use the giant skeleton's ribcage as a Xylophone and preform Walt Disney's "Skeleton Dance".

-X

This should be #122

[Ridureyu]

123.  After I throw up, I'm not allowed to tell Dracula, "Sorry, man.  It's the wall meat. Must've gone bad."

124.  There are no bathrooms in the castle.  Now the alchemy lab is ruined for everybody.

[darkwzrd4]

125. Not allowed to replace the wall meat with tofu.

[Chernabogue]

126. Not allowed to free IGA from the dark dungeon he's kept in.

[Flame]

127. Not allowed to ask Alucard how he feels about a Human teenager a few hundred years younger than him being his daddy.

128. Not allowed to hum the Zelda item get theme when I obtain a new relic.

129. Not allowed to question how vampire killer changes from leather whip to chain whip with a spiked ball at the tip.

130. For that matter, not allowed to question why there are Vampire Killers in Dracula's Castle to begin with.

131. Not allowed to ask Simon what his real hair color is.

132. Not allowed to ask the Evil Butcher if he's the one who keeps hiding meat in the walls.

133. Not allowed to hit the werewolf on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and yell "BAD DOG!"

134. Not allowed to join the Succubus and Lilith in the bath.

135. Not allowed to organize the Zombies to dance to thriller.

136. Not allowed to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses by sending them to Dracula's castle.

137. Not allowed to lock Dracula out of the castle when he goes out to drink blood.

138. Not allowed to give Dracula relationship advice.

139. Not allowed change the clock tower's time for daylight savings.

140. Insecticide is not a valid weapon against Abbadon.

141. Not allowed to play with the Killer Doll.

142. Not allowed to be genre savvy and figure out which ally is going to be possessed by Dracula/betray me

[X]

143. Not allowed to ask the Evil Butcher if he's related to Jason Voorhees.

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By the way, I love this topic.

[darkwzrd4]

By the way, I love this topic.

Who doesn't!?  It's fun to read and even more fun to add to it.