Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

Vincent sucks so much at Castlevania 64, that he was turned into a vampire! Haha!

[Creeping shadow]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you were de-canonized by IGA.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you died in Circle of the Moon when you fell down the giant hole in the opening cut-scene!

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania that the girl in the title screen of LoD is actually running from YOU!

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you're behind a tree running from HER!

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you ran away from the first wall-meat in CV1, thinking it were an enemy!

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you had a heart attack once you saw the giant bat boss in Castlevania 1.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #113

I suck so much at Castlevania that that almost happened!

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you actually LOST to the giant bat!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #115

I suck so much at Castlevania that I actually did this several times before finding that axe...

[Gimph]

Okay...?

Yo suck so much at Castlevania, you were killed by a zombie when you had an invincibility potion!

[Creeping shadow]

You suck so bad at Castlevania, you got whipped in the face by Desmond.

[Gimph]

Good, now beat it in hard mode!

You suck so much at Castlevania, you got scared of the giant skeleton and ran away in Castlevania 64!

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at castlevania that you are reading these jokes for tips.

I gotta hand it to you: you have some of the best ones 

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you died in Circle of the Moon when you fell down the giant hole in the opening cut-scene!

Not bad