Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that by the time Leon made it to Dracula's throne room, you found Soma sitting on the throne instead.

[CVfan13]

you actually have to time it right, it's hard to get under the drawbridge. nobody who sucks could do it.

Is that really possible? Are you joking? I've tried quite a few times and I think it is impossible!

[Gimph]

In Reply To #197

I did it. It took me...about 14 tries to get it right.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Death let you keep your starting equipment in the beginning of Symphony of the Night!

[The Last Belmont]

You suck so much at castlevania the game wouldn't let you past the title screen, the game starting flashing weird colors while you continuosly pounded the start button, and finally your TV exploded.

[Gimph]

In Reply To #200

Poor thing never had a chance...

You suck so much at Castlevania, Ortega killed you before the cut-scene ended.

[erimocard]

In Reply To #201

Have you ever played another CV than LoD? Just a question. D:

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in SotN you stole your own soul.

[Dark Nemesis]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in Belmont's Revenge, Soleiyu has get tired waiting for you to rescue him, so he went and kill Dracula at your place!!

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Death let you keep your starting equipment in the beginning of Symphony of the Night!

[A n t r a x x]

In Reply To #201
You suck so much at Castlevania, that in SotN you stole your own soul.

  yes, I'm sure Al's done it once or twice in training. I can just see Drac training him in his youth.

"Oh noes, Daddy! I did it again."

Dracula returns Al's soul. "That's okay try again."

"Oh noes, Daddy, you put me in Axe Armor"

"Daddy's still learning too Alucard"

"No! You don't love me OR Mommy! I'm going to run away! Gimme mah body back first!"

"Very well, but who's in your body then?"

Alucard's body: "Eeguh Ee Eeg Eeee-guh Eeg Eeguh Eeguh. Eeguh eeg eeg Eeguh EegEeg Eguh"

(Translation: "Please love Castelvania Judgement, I worked hard on it for 2 months. Can I get Harrison Ford's autograph? ")

Dracula: "Aw, crap!"

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #198

Is there a vid on Youtube??

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Soma took too long to beat Aria of Sorrow and everyone died.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #207

Um... wow.. extreme. You suck so much at Castlevania that the castle in the solar eclipse collapsed... no wait, that's "you're so fat..."- ah crap, forget it.

[Gimph]

In Reply To #208

Give up.

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in Aria of Sorrow, the eclipse ended before you finished the game.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #209

You suck so much at Castlevania that Soma got tired and had a heart attack before he reached the top of the stairs in the prologue!