and Castlevania should never be a "dark fairy tale," gtfo here with that nonsense
they should make the next Zelda game a futuristic sci-fi epic just so they can get new fans & more moneys (swords replaced with laser swords, as long as gameplay remains intact lol)
b-but change is always good & for the better, guys, remember this?

Yes, Dudebro Zelda, where everybody's wielding a sort of heavy duty sci-fi blaster, and is decked in space marine armor. Where guys have necks larger than their heads!
I kinda joked elsewhere regarding my idea of a Pac-Man reboot, as according to how modern culture would do it(just to poke fun at modern society). Set in a futuristic world, where a nuclear war decimated the majority of the population. The few surviving colonies live in safe ground, protected from the Gene Ghosts. Gene Ghosts are spirit-like entities that were melded into the fabric of reality, forbidden to "pass on", so they enact their scorn on the few living survivors. That's where the PAC-Men come in. PAC(Paranormal Assault & Containment) are a group of skilled soldiers who treck out into the labyrinthian ruins of the old world to recover "Power Pellets", compressed energy crystals created from the nuclear fallout that are used to power the energy shields around the colonies, and have the power to weaken the Gene Ghosts.
So, basically, the team is composed of PAC-Man(typical dudebro, ex-marine badass), Ms PAC(Former secret government agent), Junior PAC(ex-homeless kid who uses his street smarts when navigating the ruins), Baby PAC(sexdoll and former stripper, recruited because she's a deadshot) and Super PAC(nicknamed "The Super" because he can fix any problem, African-American, the stature of a linebacker who created most of their hi-tech weaponry).

Hell, c'mon Hollywood. You know you wanna make it into a movie. Get Michael Bay to direct!
